children are just the light of my life

little-martha-jen:

imagecannibalcounselor replied to your post: Who the heck’re you

I’m the uh, cabin counselor… Are you even allowed to be in here?

Oh! Mommy told me to give this letter with money ‘n stuff to pay for me being here.

So I can stay, right? :)

Is this…. cash…

/pockets envelope

Suuuure kid you can stay here.. haha….

what is the worst thing you've done?
Anonymous

Hah no sorry you’re never getting anything out of me.

u rebel
Anonymous

Yyyeeep, that’s definitely the worst thing I’ve done…

er, i'm gonna guess it wasn't voluntary, 'cause i mean, why would you PICK being a camp counselor? so, did you get stuck here because of a court order or something?

Yes, that is what “community service” implies.

what did you do?
Anonymous

image

Is that any of your god damn business

if you hate kids so much..why are you a counselor? wouldn't you be happier with another job..?

Community service

Gabe you're so awkward, it's adorable
Anonymous

I’m not fucking awkward I just have no idea what to say or do

I HATE CHILDREN

campingissuffering:

cannibalcounselor:

U-uh

image

-pat…….pat…….-

image

-sni-sniff-…-sniff-

i think i’m just gonna…s-sleep in Clyde’s bed…

O-okay? Problem solved?

Kids like candy right? Give him some candy.
Anonymous

Erm, yeah I’ll see if I can find some…